Talking Leads to Touching and Touching Leads to Sex
All too true my friends, all too true. The funniest thing happened today.
Mae and I had lunch at her kuya's apartment today. As we were leaving and waiting for the elevators, we heard a scream of some sort. I then say to Mae, "Hey did you hear that?" I thought it was a little kid shouting from one of the apartments. Well, apparently Mae had heard something but it wasn't a scream, and she didn't want to admit it at first. So then she just looked at me and all of a sudden, we hear this woman scream, "OOOH YES!" I looked at Mae in complete and utter disbelief. The woman screamed again and we both wanted to burst out laughing but we were too shocked! The woman kept going and she kept getting louder too, saying, "YES! AGAIN! OH OH OH YES!"
So there we were, waiting for the elevator, and this woman is screaming in pleasurable ecstacy. I thought, "This...is....awkward." When we finally got on the elevator, we were both like "Hurry up Mr. Elevator!" When the door finally closed, Mae and I were laughing so hard we were crying! Walking out of the lobby, Mae says, "Man, that guy must've been reeeeally good." (Which made us howl with laughter even more!) We'd like to give that apartment the benefit of the doubt and hope that they were just watching a very "vivid" movie. (Mmmmhmmmmm....)
Anyway, the point of my blog? No sex in the champagne room, lovelies. Mwahaahahahaahahaa!
Mae and I had lunch at her kuya's apartment today. As we were leaving and waiting for the elevators, we heard a scream of some sort. I then say to Mae, "Hey did you hear that?" I thought it was a little kid shouting from one of the apartments. Well, apparently Mae had heard something but it wasn't a scream, and she didn't want to admit it at first. So then she just looked at me and all of a sudden, we hear this woman scream, "OOOH YES!" I looked at Mae in complete and utter disbelief. The woman screamed again and we both wanted to burst out laughing but we were too shocked! The woman kept going and she kept getting louder too, saying, "YES! AGAIN! OH OH OH YES!"
So there we were, waiting for the elevator, and this woman is screaming in pleasurable ecstacy. I thought, "This...is....awkward." When we finally got on the elevator, we were both like "Hurry up Mr. Elevator!" When the door finally closed, Mae and I were laughing so hard we were crying! Walking out of the lobby, Mae says, "Man, that guy must've been reeeeally good." (Which made us howl with laughter even more!) We'd like to give that apartment the benefit of the doubt and hope that they were just watching a very "vivid" movie. (Mmmmhmmmmm....)
Anyway, the point of my blog? No sex in the champagne room, lovelies. Mwahaahahahaahahaa!
posted by Joy at 4/13/2006 08:50:00 pm
2 Comments:
That's hilfuckinarious! Were you in Mrs McGrath's class back in the day? We had a massage line of like 5 people in a row of desks, and she said "massaging leads to sex" so everyone had to stop. She was half joking, but half serious I think too...
hahahha it was priceless...
now my account was this, i heard a soft "OH.." and I thought joy was trying to say somtehing to me while we were waiting for the elevator so i look at her expecting her to say something when we both hear "OHHH... YES!" so joy looks at me and was like you heard that right? and i was like ummm... yeah... so the elevator was taking awhile and the moans started to get louder and louder "OH YES! YES! YES! OH GOD YES! YES!" and i was like uhhh joy you did press the elevator button right? she was like yeah. hurry up mr. elevator! this is so awkward... it was so hard not to laugh right then and there in the hallway. the elevator dinged and once we were in, before the doors even closed on us we were practically falling on the floor laughing hysterically... i was like man, that guy must've been really good! LMAO. then we tried rationalizing what we heard and thought it might've just been a tv right near the door. (yeah right!) HAHAHAHHAHAHA...
man, i swear that place has too many interesting memories. "we're back guys, we're back!" or "i found my nose 7x guys!" hahhahaha...
that was too funny joy... good times good times.
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